trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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homestuckfluffcanons:

Roxy decided to take Jane on a romantic dinner which ended up being to Wendy’s for chicken nuggets.
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homestuckfluffcanons:

Roxy decided to take Jane on a romantic dinner which ended up being to Wendy’s for chicken nuggets.

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queerloser:

if it doesnt have lesbians i dont care 

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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kingcheddarxvii:

Vines have spoiled me because before I watched that Luigi Stare video I saw that it was 15 whole seconds long and I thought “I don’t want to watch that, it’s way too long”

me: [clicks on customize]
me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

cronyehus:

welcome to hell

cronyehus:

welcome to hell

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s